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Today we discuss the absence of sports in our lives, and how it turned me into an NBA analyst. MLB and Mango Carts are back. From butt pads to push up bras, and Trent's road rage incident. The ADHD won this episode.

Disclaimer: Road Rage is stupid, and pointing a gun at someone would solve that problem immediately.

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Disclaimer: Road Rage is stupid, and pointing a gun at someone would solve that problem immediately.

31. That's Just How the Monkey Brandishes a Weapon

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